Ako ang SAGING ng WAP

RUN command Missing

2009-01-29T08:47:00.000-08:00

have you experienced or encountered a missing RUN command problem?

you bet i did!

this is when some form of malicious code had purposefully disabled it. Typically, other things are disabled too, such as Task Manager or regedit.

this is how i resolved the problem:

1. goto My Computer > C: > Windows Folder > system 32 > look for the file gpedit then double click it. This should open up the Group Policy Editor

Click here for larger view

2. Open 'User configuration' -> 'Administrative Templates' ->'Start Menu & Toolbar'
3. In the right pane find 'Remove Run from start menu' and double click on it
4. Chose 'Disable', Click the Apply button, followed by the OK button

Click here for larger view

That's it. run a complete system scan with an anti-virus program and a spyware program afterwards, you might find a virus within your system.

TULISAN GIVE A GIFT PROJECT

2009-01-10T23:13:00.000-08:00

"even though we don't eat, though we work in farm to survive, though we just die w/o cure, though we don't know that much, there's a group named TULISAN MINISTRY who thought of us" -70 Porac aetas

...

Last Decemeber, TULISAN Brothers conducted a GIVE A GIFT project aiming to give away 70 tshirts to 70 aetas of Porac, Pampanga.

the project was a success,in behalf of all TULISAN chat members and the 70 aetas,

Thank you and may Godbless you all.

Here are some of the pics and please continue supporting upcoming tulisan projects

Manny Pacquiao vs. Dela Hoya LIVE

2008-12-06T10:31:00.000-08:00

you can watch Oscar De La Hoya vs Manny Pacquiao free live stream via the following Justin.tv channels/links:

Link 1
Link 2
Link 3

For the time concerns, the Manny Pacquiao vs Oscar De La Hoya dream match will be aired on the following dates, according to major geographic locations. Manny Pacquiao and Oscar De La Hoya will be facing each other on the following times/days:

@8:00 am in the Philippines / Dec. 7, 2008 (Sunday)
@ 6:00 pm in the U.S. / Dec. 6, 2008 (Saturday)
@ 3:00 am in the U.K. / Dec. 7, 2008 (Sunday)

my Phone o' View

2008-11-27T08:13:00.000-08:00

Nokia 6220 Classic

Key features

* 2.2" 16M-color display of QVGA resolution
* Symbian 9.3 OS, S60 3.2 UI
* ARM 11 369 MHz CPU and 128 MB of RAM
* 5 megapixel camera with active lens cover and xenon flash
* 3G with HSDPA support
* Quad-band GSM support
* Built-in GPS with A-GPS support
* Compact and lightweight body
* 120 MB user memory
* microSD card slot, up to 8GB cards supported
* FM radio with RDS
* TV-out
* Document viewer
* USB and Bluetooth v2.0
* More visual enhancements to the UI than any other S60 handset we've seen
* Nokia Maps comes with three months free turn-by-turn navigation license

the disadvantages.. or can i say it's a disadvantage with this fone is it's keypad which is Cheap-looking, and the screen should have been a bit bigger but overall, i must say it's a must-have for all wappers like me.

FREE SMS

2008-11-27T07:46:00.000-08:00

Tips:

PC registration is much more easier and more accurate
after the SMS confirmation text has been sent to your mobile phone,
copy the URL link to your PC Browser.

after validation. go to http://mjoy.com/m/login.htm
use Opera Browser

if on firefox, use wap emulator like:
http://wapsilon.com or http://mobilerunner.wap3.net
paste in the login URL then log on.

start texting.. no character limit, no text limit,
fast and easy sending..

other FREE SMS i have tried have limited country available
this have been the most complete yet.

for local SMS try Frengo.

Have fun texting guys.. thanks to these services.

Friendster Friends Disaster

2008-11-16T10:01:00.000-08:00

yesterday i heard that some of my friends' friendster friends were deleted,

to my astonishment, Airg Chatters Friendster Account was left with 8 friends!

Geezz!! whaattaheck!!

this is what i found out..

it was said that it was due to the power outage in Sunnyvale, California where friendster’s datacenter is located.

Quality Technology Services (Globix) QTS’ building has lost their power. According to the source, they are doing some construction and they hit something they were not supposed to.

Hope the management settle this issues as soon as possible.

ARGHH!!

2008-11-09T19:08:00.000-08:00

yesterday while playing pool i dislocated my kneecap.. OUCHHH!!

it was not my first time actually, i had it before while playing basketball and had a bad fall, it was much more painful then and my teammate had to pull my leg to put it back, EWWW!! OUCHH!! ARGGHH!!! can you imagine the pain? WAHHHH!!

i haven't taped the actual incident but here's a video to give you an idea..

well here's a little tip if you encounter this kind of injury.. if you have the guts to "Pull this off"

Saging Homepage Navigator

2008-11-05T08:54:00.000-08:00

try my navigator homepage to make your browsing experience easier..

features:

1. flash icon wave menu
2. Blog entry
3. mp3 player

how to make saginghome navigator your homepage:

In Netscape 7.0+:

1. Pull down the Edit menu and select "Preferences."
2. Select "Navigator" from the category list.
3. Select "When Navigator starts up, display homepage."
4. Enter the Discovery.com Web address (http://h1.ripway.com/saginghome/ ) in the homepage location box.
5. Click on the button labeled OK.

In Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.0+:

1. Make sure you are at the Discovery.com homepage.
2. On the Tools menu, click "Internet Options."
3. Click the "General" tab.
4. In the homepage area, click "Use Current."

In Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.0+ (Macintosh):

1. Pull down the Edit menu and select "Preferences."
2. In the list on the left of the dialogue box, select "Home/Search" (under Web Browser). Enter "http://h1.ripway.com/saginghome/" in the address text box.
3. Click OK.

In Mozilla Firefox

1. On the tools menu, click "options."
2. select "Main."
3. Enter the Saginghome Web address (http://h1.ripway.com/saginghome/) in the homepage location box.

In Opera 5+

1. Pull down the "tools" menu and select "Preferences."
2. On the general tab, Enter (http://h1.ripway.com/saginghome/) in the Homepage location box.
3. on the startup dropdown menu, select start with homepage
4. Click OK.

Frilly bits typography

2008-11-05T08:12:00.000-08:00

click on the image for larger view

while browsing to some print arts i came across with this guy "gingermonkey"
i was fascinated by his work "compassion". merging some "frilly bits" with the typeface to create an outstanding piece of work. it was a really inspiring typography so i tried making one for myself.

Virtual Hard Drive

2008-10-31T00:54:00.000-07:00

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need an extra 7gig Hard Drive on your PC?

Download Virtual HD.zip

1. unzip the downloaded file.

2. click setup then close

3. go to MY computer and that's it! look for the gmail drive

4. Login with your gmail account and get 7gig of extended hard drive.

thanks to Admin Mcjolly of Tulisan.z8s.org for the tip.

Photoshop

2008-10-22T02:47:00.000-07:00

--o--
PHOTO MANIPULATION

Here's the tutorial that i've followed, may you also learn from this..

1. The stock picture my photo manip will be based on is the one below. (paste this onto a new canvas and call it face)

2. Ok, lets do some work on her face, grab the clone stamp tool (s) and get a soft brush. Now, you want to hold ALT and click on her cheek on ---> that side of her face. then drag about on the eye just above. Keep repeating this process to blend over her eye.

3. Next, grab the burn tool and start work on her opposite eye with the shadows range selected on a soft brush. The exposure can go to around 30% - don't worry if it looks a bit shabby, we will add more effects later to hide some of the harsh work.

4. Next, paste the following stock skull on top of the 'face' layer, and call this layer 'skull'

5. Right - Add a new layer mask to the skull layer, desaturate it a bit (image > adjustments > hue/saturation) then rotate it a little clockwise. Now, using a soft brush, about size 70 and your foreground set to black - hide the part of the layer you don't want (which is everything except the mouth)

6. Paste the following image above the skull layer... Now, set the blending options to soft light (on the layers palate) but leave the opacity on 100% This is just to added a grungy cutten texture... can can always delete any misfit parts with the eraser if need-by

7. Ahhh.... that's nice, lets add another texture also! just to make sure we have the effect we are looking for... soft light - opacity = 26%

8. Its looking good!! Finally, we can just add a few stitches with the paint brush tool. Frame it and what not, maybe put your name on. I did however desaturate the whole image by a little bit...

src: StealthDesignz

Tees for i-pinoy

2008-10-21T09:50:00.000-07:00

sample #1

sample #2

Vans Slip-ons "off the wall"

2008-10-19T15:49:00.000-07:00

...

Vans shoes was founded by Paul Van Doren with a simple idea;
to make shoes and sell them directly to the public instead of using a middleman. Paul moved west to Southern California with his partners, Jim Van Doren, Gordy Lee and Serge D'Elia. The first official day of business was March 15, 1966, when the first Vans shoe store opened in Anaheim, California. They offered three styles of vans shoes on that first day, but had only made display shoes. The racks on the wall were stacked with empty boxes to help make it look like a shoe store.

Twelve customers came into the Vans store that morning and picked out the style
and color of shoes they wanted. But they didn't have any shoes in stock so Paul and Gordy asked the customers to come back in the afternoon to pick up their shoes. They rushed back to the factory and made the shoes. When the customers returned in the afternoon to pick up their shoes, they needed change for their purchases. Paul and Gordy hadn't thought of this and didn't have any change available. So, they just gave them the shoes and asked them to come back the next day to pay for them. All 12 customers showed up the following day to pay for their shoes. The first Vans old skool shoes had a diamond pattern in the sole across the entire bottom of the shoe. Vertical lines were then added later to make it stronger, a design which is now vans proprietary waffle sole.

In 1976, skateboarders and skaters began wearing Vans shoes and asked to have different colors combined on them. In March 19, 1976, Vans came out with the first Era in red and blue vans authentic shoe. This shoe was designed by two professional skaters, Tony Alva and Stacy Peralta. That craze spread across the nation when Jeff Spicoli, a California surfer dude in the hit movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", wore a pair of Vans checkerboard slip ons. The Vans footwear collection now features over 60 styles ranging from classic deck shoes and slip-ons to high performance skateboard shoes, snowboard boots and sandals. They are distributed through over 190 company-owned retail stores and outlets as well as through a nationwide network of independent shoe, sporting goods and apparel stores.

yipee! i digged out one myself,, Vans slip-ons.. very comfy..

check it out here.. Skate america

Burn Boredom.. ;))

2008-10-15T09:03:00.000-07:00

#1 - What crime is punishable when attempted but not when committed?

#2 - If you say my name, I'll no longer exist. What am I?

#3 - You have a candle, an oil lamp, wood in a fireplace, and only one match. What do you light first?

#4 - When an ice cube melts in a glass of water, does the level of the water fall or rise?

#5 - What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the day and three legs in the evening?

#6 - If it takes 6 seconds for a clock to strike 6, how long does it take to strike 11?

#7 - A man had to walk for an hour under heavy rain on an open road, without an umbrella or anything else over his head. Yet, his hair did not get wet.

#8 - What can you share and still have all for yourself?

#9- Rearrange the letters of NOR DO WE to make one word.

#10 - What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?

answers on comments ;))

"UZZAP" wapchat on Smart

2008-10-12T09:09:00.000-07:00

i've just downloaded this on my pC today, i haven't tested this yet, you may wanna try then hit me back for some reviews.

Pool Tips

2008-10-10T22:26:00.000-07:00

these are my 3 billiard babies, robson grapphite and maple cuestick and my jump cue at the middle, medyo gusgusin na sila pero madami nang digmaan ang pinagdaanan namin niyan.

Here are some pool tips that may help you improve your game:

Sinking the 9 ball on break

If you want to increase the odds of dropping the 9-ball on the break. If you are shooting from the right side of the table, aim for the 1-ball, normally the front ball. Try to hit it a little right of center. If you are shooting from the left side, reverse this process.

You better hit it correctly, because the cue ball position after the break shot will be towards the side rail.
For every advantage, there is a disadvantage.

Focus

A strategy to win more games than you lose
Concentrate on the shot you are shooting. Everything else, put it out of your mind. Ignore the score, the audience and other players. You are there to shoot this one shot. Grab as many balls as you can. When you have to sit, relish the good shots, let slip the negative and stay in the game.

Safety

If your stroke is off, or you don't feel confident with it, safety-safety-safety until you get your game on. Patience never does harm. Play safe, play safe, play safe! Too many players want to make a ball every time they get to the table.... if you like to make balls.... try to get ball in hand as often as you can.... you'll get to make more balls if you do!

Know where you are

Know your table and environment. Tables can vary greatly.
Everything from the felt, to the bumpers, to how much play a table gets can make a difference. Lets start with felt, Simonis felt for example, unlike standard cloth which is made of cotton, is a nylon weave, it's known for being very fast felt but also very true.
Mercury felt is a blend of cotton and nylon, with the same weave as Simonis but the cotton makes it a little slower and not quite as true as Simonis. Most tables are the cotton felt, and cotton reacts to the weather, humidity can cause the felt to roll slower than normal. Not all tables are perfectly straight.

One important factor in winning a game is your main goal,

Do you have a clear vision for your game or is it all just a fantasy? There's a difference between a vision and a fantasy. A vision is highly detailed and has specific goals for its accomplishment. A fantasy is anything else.

Your vision is as real as you make it -- no more, no less.

remember this: "Failing to plan is planning to fail"

Teardrops on my guitar

2008-10-10T01:16:00.000-07:00

by: Taylor Swift

Chords Pattern:

Bb x13331
Gm 355333
Eb x8886
A/Bb x03331

Intro: Bb-Gm-Eb-A/Bb

Verse:
Bb Gm Eb A/Bb
Teardrops at me by make smile as he want me
Bb Gm Eb A/Bb
I want and I needed everything that we should be
Gm Eb Bb
I’m at she’s beautiful that girl she talks about
A/Bb Bb
And she’s got everything that I should I have to live without
Gm Eb A/Bb Bb
Teardrops to me by left got so fine me
Gm Eb A/Bb Gm
But I can’t be in safe anyone in hates with me
Eb
He says he so love he’s finely got alright
Bb A/Bb Bb
I want in reading those is all I think about it all now

Chorus 1:
A/Bb Gm
Is the reason for the Teardrops on my guitar the only thing
Eb Bb
That keeps me wishing now as wishing star
A/Bb Gm Eb
Is the song in the car I keep singing why I do

Verse: Do the same Chords at first verse

Teardrops by me can’t any that I breathe

And where he goes so perfect place

The kind of love as wish I could be

She better hold in tight give matter that

Looking most beautiful eyes and know she lucky cause

Interlude: Bb-Gm-Eb-A/Bb
Bb-Gm-Eb-A/Bb

Gm Eb
So I drop home along as I to noble like
Bb A/Bb
I could speak should down and maybe can some sleep tonight . . .

Chorus 2:
Bb A/Bb Gm
Is the reason for the Teardrops on my guitar the only one
Eb Bb
Is gonna love from me to break my heart
A/Bb Gm Eb
Is the song in the car I keep singing to me why I do
Bb A/Bb Gm Eb Bb
Is the time that can love but this every nobody’s older me to fall than too
Gm Eb A/Bb Bb (hold)
Teardrops at me by make smile as he wont see

Free Browsing Technique

2008-10-09T10:22:00.000-07:00

Eto ang FBT sa built-in browser na gumagamit ng Super IP's
(Globe User's)

1. Create a Personal Configuration

Menu > Settings > Configuration > Personal Configuration Settings

2. Add New

Account Name: Super IP
Homepage: http://dloadstation.com@tulisan.z8s.org/wap/index.php
Username:
Password:
Use Preffered access point: NO

3. Access Point Settings

Proxy: Enabled
Proxy Address: (choose one from the Super IP's)
Proxy Port: (depends on your chosen IP)
Data Bearer: Packet Data

4. Bearer Setting

Packet Data Access Point: http.globe.com.ph
Network Type: IPv4
Authentication Type: Normal
Username:
Password:

5. Save and exit
6. Go to MENU > WEB > SETTINGS
7. Configuration Setting > choose Personal Configuration
8. Account: Super IP

Super IP's Samples

port 80: 203.160.1.66; 221.0.4.231
Port 8080:58.61.31.1; 61.120.148.32

* above structure came from 6280, but you can use the information on other cp's

src: Tulisan Chat, Tips and Tricks Forum posted by ADMIN BIGBHOI

Multiple YM Window

2008-10-09T10:02:00.000-07:00

Aztig dba kung pede ka mag-open ng 5 accounts sa Ym (Yahoo Messenger) ng sabay sabay..

e2 ang trick.

Go to start menu and select run. just type regedit, in that now, u will get a window, select HKEY_CURRENT_USER then SOFTWARE ->YAHOO ->PAGER ->TEST select TEST.

on the right side, you can see name type data. in that, u will have default.

now below default just right clik and create new one; in new, you have to select DWORD VALUE then right click on created one and rename it to plural.

again right click on it and you will see MODIFY, clik on it .. now change VALUE DATA to 1, and there itself change BASE to decimal from hexadecimal. dat's it. ENJOY!

Tulisan Chat Forum, Owner's Corner

Checkered shorts

2008-10-06T12:01:00.001-07:00

baket kaya usong-uso ang checkered shorts ngayon? andaming variations, ang tawag ng mga matatanda dito samin, puruntong, pero ang sabi ng mga kabataan samin "wow ganda!". talagang bilog ang mundo, paikot-ikot lang.

Test your Internet Speed

2008-10-06T09:34:00.000-07:00

>> Mobile phone Speed test

Inday!

2008-10-04T16:44:00.000-07:00

click on the image to view the movie:

Gawaing Pagsasanay:

1. sino ang tumawag kay inday?

2. ano ang phone number ni inday?

3. alin ang hindi nabibilang sa pangkat? inday, engot, uto-uto, mga nagbabasa ng blog ko?

4. ilarawan ang mukha ni inday, gumamit ng itim na pintura.

5. Ipaliwanag kung ano ang naramdaman mo matapos mapanood ang larawan? bilugan ang lahat ng gusto mong bilugan.

Basta may SAGING

2008-09-30T13:08:00.000-07:00

akala ko nun "SAGING LANG ANG MAY PUSO" ang unang saging song na nakalabas sa mainstream, akalain mo may SAGING SONG din pala ang tanyag na si Joey Ayala.

5 things i can't leave the house without

2008-09-13T21:55:00.001-07:00

Cellphones - on call 24/7, i always make sure may access ako sa WAP whenever, wherever.

Watch - i value punctuality so much.

Deodorant - kontra BAHO!

Caps - my first defense against hair disaster

Cologne - just to mak sure in case mag fail yung kontra BAHO!

FREE SMS

2008-09-04T00:10:00.000-07:00

Download or Register on the following sites, choose what's best fits you :

ICQ - best for international SMS

Download ICQ Messenger

chikka - best for local SMS (philippines)

Download Chikka Messenger

ezxez.com - Register and start Sending SMS

Register

TULISAN Chat™

2008-08-31T00:11:00.001-07:00

Tulisan Brothers Chat Community..

do you know that whenever you use your's or from the net cafe's PC when entering sites, there's a risk that you are leaving your username and password behind? try surfing the browsers history and check the URL's like this one:

http://tulisan.z8s.org/web/login.php?loguid=YOUR NIK&logpwd=YOUR PASSWORD

make sure to clear private datas and close all browser before leaving.

an embed chat like this one is much safer because it does not leave any information. check the URL above. because it does not leave the page and the site is enclosed in a frame.

Guitar Tuner Flash

2008-08-30T23:51:00.000-07:00

Guitar Tuner courtesy of the folks at Wimpy Player

If you can't see it? you might as well download it here:

Guitar_tuner.zip

Alamat Ng SAGING ng WAP™

2008-08-30T09:55:00.001-07:00

2006..

mainit ang panahon..

walang magawa kaya naisipan ko butingtingin ang hawak kong nokia 6600..

sinubukan ko i-activate ang GPRS, kase ang alam ko pwede na gamitin sa internet ang cellphone, tama nga ang impormasyon ko.. pwede nga!

so inumpisahan ko sa homepage..
from there..
ginapang ko kung hanggang saan libre, nakita ko na

FREE! 60 minute trial

sa AirG.

Dahil sa ayaw kong gumastos, sinubukan ko..
at yun nga!
libre nga!! ang saya!
pwede ka na magchat sa cellphone (wala pa akong PC nuon).

nakilala ko ang ibang walang magawa nung hapon na 'yon kaya nagpalitan kami ng ka-ignorantehan, naging tambay kami ng MANILA lounge at nagsimula magtayo ng isang clan. iyun ang SKOLARZ ng AirG manila.

ilang buwan din akong nag-impok, (dahil tapos na ang FREE Trial)
minimum 50 pesos load, 5 peso per 30 minutes sa banko ng AirG.
hanggang sa makilala ko si SKY_04..
nakilala ko din si No_gateway_Reply back to back with Hacker_17
na may lihim na karunungan para ndi ka magbayad.

dun nauso ang INET Tricks sa AirG..
simula nang matuklasan ko ang libreng entry sa sa syt,,
mas lalo akong natuwa at nahumaling magchat..
ndi ako nakuntento sa isang syt lang kaya nagusisa pa ako sa ibang hacker,
natutunan ko ang MANUAL FBT.

nung pumatok ang LCW..
mas lalong naging balisa ang PINOY HACKERS para maging mas mapadali at mas maraming syt pa ang mapasok.
dun na nagkaron ng FBT BOOM, naglabasan ang mga batikang henyong hacker at nagsipagtayuan ng kanya kanyang wapsite, pumatok ang WEN.RU

hanggang sa lumawig ang kaalaman sa pagsasalinsalin ng karunungan,
nag-usbungan ang PINOY MADE chat communities..
sa pangunguna ng PINOYWAP.NET
na siyang utak din ng pagkakabuo ng wap community builder na Z8S.ORG

sa pag-agos ng karunugan, nakuha kong makisabay, at nakagawa din ako ng wap syt, at wap community.. kasabay nuon ay inexplore ko din ang WEB at nakabuo din ako ng sari-ring blog, syts, at mga layout sa Friendster.

sa ngayon, sa tulong ng mga kapatid ko sa TULISAN BROTHERS.. na-mamaintain namin ang AirG chatters Friendster at TULISAN chat at mas nagiging mas mabilis ang pagpasok ng bagong impormasyon mula sa iba't-ibang Pinoy chat communites at forum.

mahusay talaga ang Pinoy basta pagtutuunan lang ng pansin at atensyon.. sana hanggang sa ituring na WAP CHAT CAPITAL ang Pinas.. ako pa din ang SAGING ng WAP™

Code Restriction Error

2008-08-04T12:10:00.000-07:00

walangya .. antagal na pala since i'ved last updated my blog.. (ayup konyo?)

pasesya na po, naging busy sa madaming bagay, maulan kase kaya ansarap matulog.

para maiba naman magpopost namn ako nang may katuturang bagay.

kanina, nagkaron ako ng problema sa isang CP ko, "CODE RESTRICTION". na-encounter nio na ba yan?

so, ayun.. binuksan ko agad ang PC ko at nagsimulang halungkatin ang baul ng karunungan.. GOOGLE

ilang segundo lang alam ko na sagot..

isang matalinong tao na unang nakaencounter nito kaya naunahan niya ko gumawa ng solusyon.

Check this link.. LINK Download and follow the instruction.. wag niyo ko gayahin na sa kakulitan at excitement e nagpipindot n lang at sa bandang huli, lumalala ang problema..

PAALALA: basahing maigi ang buong instructions at hanggang 3 times lang ang trial

kase pag matigas din ulo niyo, dadalhin niyo na ang CP niyo sa mekaniko kagaya ko.

Note: pag sinipag ako.. magpopost ako nang ilang tricks na galing sa TULISAN™ Chat

ABANGAN..

SALISI

2008-06-05T10:05:00.000-07:00

Sa tuwing pinatutulog ni Eugene ang kanyang anak na si Nena ay lagi nya itong pinaaalalahanan na magdasal muna. Isang gabi, sa huli ng kanyang dasal ay kanyang nabanggit na, "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and Goodbye grandpa".

Sabi ni Euegene, "Bakit mo nasabing goodbye kay lolo mo?" Sabi naman ni Nena--"ewan ko po, dumulas lang ho sa bibig ko eh". Kinabukasan namatay si lolo. Inisip naman ni Eugene na isang aksidente lang yun.

Makalipas ang isang buwan may nasabi na naman si Nena. "Gob bless mommy, God bless daddy, and goodbye grandma." Kinabukasan, namatay si lola. Inisip ni Eugene na siguro ay may kontak ang batang ito sa itaas.

Makalipas ang ilang linggo narinig nya ang anak na nasabing, "God bless mommy and goodbye daddy". Biglang nagulat si Eugene, nagtayuan ba naman ang kanyang mga balahibo sa takot!

Hindi sya makatulog nung kinagabihang iyun. Pagdating ng madaling araw ay uminom siya ng kape at pumunta ng opisina. Inisip nya na doon ay ligtas siya. Naghintay sya hanggang hating-gabi bago umuwi. Pag-uwi, sinalubong sya ng kanyang asawang umiiyak. "Anong nangyari at humahagulgol ka dyan?" Pahikbing sinabi ng asawa na,

"Yung Kartero, namatay na!"

kwentuhang saging

2008-05-16T10:22:00.001-07:00

Nakaamoy si Ngongo ng pabango sa isang store.

Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"

Sabi naman ng saleslady, "Pabango 'yan, hindi alimango!" Ulit ni
Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"

Nag-agawan si Ngongo at ang saleslady sa pabango. Nahulog ang pabango
at nabasag.

Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, masag!"

Dok: Anong nangyari sa mga tenga mo?

Pasyente: Nagpaplantsa kasi ako nang kumiriring ang telepono. Aksidenteng na-pick up ko 'yung plantsa.

Dok: Eh bakit dalawang tenga mo ang nagkaganyan?

Pasyente: Ang gago, tumawag uli!

Anak: Tay, masuwerte kayo at hindi na kayo bibili ng bagong libro para sa pasukan.

Tatay: Bakit?

Anak: Kasi po gagamitin ko uli 'yong mga binili ninyong libro para sa pasukan.

Tatay: Bakit naman anak?

Anak: Eh hindi po kasi ako nakapasa tay!

Boy 1: Pre naholdap ako, muntik pa ako mamatay!

Boy 2: Bakit, di ka ba humingi ng tulong?

Boy 1: Nagtext ako sa police station.

Boy 2: Oh anong sabi?

Boy 1: Hay naku! Ito reply............ "Hu u? Wer did u get my #?"

Filipino class....

Guro: Juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay.

Juan: Ahem... "Ang tatay ay nadapa, Tayu Tay! Tayu Tay!

Boy 1: Lahi namin ang mahabang buhay, lolo ko namatay 88 years old na.

Boy 2: Ako lolo ko namatay 98 years old.

Boy 3: Ala yan! Lolo ko sobrang tanda pinatay na lang namin.

Doc: Ano trabaho mo iha?

Girl: Substitute po.

Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?

Girl: Hindi po. Mama ko po yung prostitute. Kapag tinatamad siya, ako po yung substitute.

"Pustahan"

2008-05-16T09:38:00.001-07:00

Isang araw, may isang babaeng matanda na pumunta sa bangko. Nakabag na puno ng pera at pinipilit na gusto niyang makausap ang presidente ng bangko dahil kailangan niyang magbukas nang savings account para sa dala niyang pera.

Kaya ang ginawa ng mga empleyado sinamahan siya sa opisina ng presidente.

Sa loob ng opisina, tinanong siya ng presidente, "Gaano po ba kalaking pera ang gusto niyong ideposito lola?

"Sampung milyong piso", sagot nang matanda sabay latag sa dalang pera sa mesa.

Nabigla ang presidente at may halong pagdududa kung paano nagkaroon ng ganon kalaking pera ang kaharap niya, kaya tinanong niya ito, "Ma'am, nagulat lang po ako kung paano po kayo nagkaroon ng ganyan kalaking pera. Kung ayos lang po sa inyo, puwede ko bang malaman kung saan po galing ang perang yan?"

Tugon naman ng matandang babae, "Iho sa pakikipagpustahan ko lang yan nakuha!"

"Pustahan? Anong klase pong pustahan?" ang naging tanong ng presidente.

"Halimbawa, pustahan tayo na ang b*yag mo ay hugis parisukat. Itataya ko itong perang dala ko."

"Ha ha ha!" napatawa ng malakas ang presidente. "Lola naman paano naman mangyayari yun na ang b*yag ko eh hugis parisukat. Sigurado po ba kayo, baka pagsisihan niyo lang yan sa bandang huli?"

Walang pag-aalinlangang sinabi ng lola... "Oh ano tinatanggap mo ba ang hamon ko?"

"Walang problema lola, pupusta ako ng sampung milyon na ang b*yag ko eh hindi hugis parisukat."

"Okay, dahil sa malaking pera ang nakataya dito, bukas isasama ko ang aking abogado para maging witness sa napagkasunduan natin, ok lang ba yun?" tanong ng lola.

"Walang problema lola", sagot ng presidente ng bangko habang nakangiti. Alam niyang sa kanya na ang sampung milyong piso.

Kinagabihan sa bahay ng presidente, para makasiguro tiningnan niya sa salamin ang kanyang b*yag, paikot-ikot at paulit-ulit kung hugis bilog nga ito kabaligtaran sa hula ng lola na hugis parisukat ito. Pagkatapos niyang tingnan, ngayon sigurado na siya na bilog nga ang kanya at matatalo niya sa pustahan ang matandang babae.

Kinabukasan, eksaktong alas diyes ng umaga, dumating ang lola kasama na ang kanyang abogado sa opisina ng presidente. Pinakilala niya muna ang kanyang abogado sabay sabi sa presidente: "Iho sampung milyon, na ang b*yag mo ay hugis parisukat", walang pag-aalinlangang sabi ng lola.

Sumang-ayon naman kaagad ang presidente sa halagang napagkasunduan nila. Kaya sinabi ng matandang babae na ibaba na niya ang kanyang pantalon para makita nila kung anong hugis nga meron ang presidente. Sumunod naman ang presidente. Maingat na tiningnan nang lola ang b*yag nang presidente at nagtanong kung pwede niya itong hawakan para makasigurado siya.

"Sige lola kayo ang bahala. Ang sampung milyon ay napakalaking pera kaya kailangan sigurado tayo," sagot ng presidente.

Sa tagpong iyon, napansin ng presidente na inuuntog nang abogado ang ulo niya sa dingding ng opisina. Kaya't nagtatakang tanong ng presidente sa lola- "Ano bang kalokohan ang ginagawa ng abogado niyo lola?"

Sagot ng lola, "wala naman, meron lang naman kaming limampung milyon na pustahan, na sa araw na ito, hawak-hawak ko ang b*yag ng presidente ng bangko."

pamatay na TAGLINES (reloaded)

2008-05-16T09:05:00.000-07:00

"pinapaikot mo lang ako!
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako"
-electric fan

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad
kundi ang mapalapit sayo.
pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis

"Hala! sige magpakasawa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang
habol mo."
-hipon

"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina

"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema

"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang
akong
pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod na
ako."
-Bola

"you never know what you have
till you lose it.
and once you lose it, you can never
get it back"
-snatcher

Sige, batihin mo ako....
Sigeee.....BATEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-omelette

"wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot

Pamatay na TAGLINES"

2008-05-13T21:20:00.000-07:00

- mga taglines na pumatay sa tagline ko..

"Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!"
- Talong

"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!"
- Putok

"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"
- Lego

"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y
iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka!"
- Popcorn

"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!"
- Singit

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang
naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!"
- Utot

"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!"
- Pigsa

"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo.
Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!"
- Aircon

"Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa
pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!!"
- Christmas Tree.

"Sige, kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!
-deodorant

"Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao!"
- English

"Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa
tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod ako sa pagngiti!"
- Smiley

"Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba
mas sweet ang iba?".
- Fruitcake

"Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!".
- Panty

"Hindi lahat na walang salawal ay bastos!"
- winnie d' pooh

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka, mahirap ka ba talagang makontento sa isa? Bakit palipat-lipat ka?
- TV

"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin C"
-kili kili

"Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-Libag

"Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali, gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog!"
-Brief

"Ako ang SAGING ng WAP"

2008-05-12T22:57:00.001-07:00

              yan ang katagang inimbento ko para magkaron lang ako ng subtitle, nakakairita kase pag papasok ka ng chatroom tapos tatanugin ka, "ikaw ba si saging ng Airg? pW? Kindat? LCW? WWF? MILF?" at least may tagline ka na di ba?

Dito sa AirG tumubo ang SAGING, nagsimula yan nung makahawak ako ng N6600 at natuklasan ko na may ibang silbi pa pala ang CP bukod sa pag teteks, sa GLOBE ko pa yan pinapasok dati 50 pesos a day ang puhunan para makipagtsismisan.

              matapos ko magpakawala ng limpak limpak na salapi, natutunan ko na pwede palang libre yun. madami akong nakilalang matatalinong mandurugas kaya nakalikom ako ng mga impormasyon, hanggang sa nagmagaling na naman ako at gumawa ng sarili kong wap site, gaya ng ibang napagtagumpayan ko. hindi ko na din nauupdate yun.

              Sa kasalukuyan, ako ang tumatayong Moderator ng Airg Friendster, imbakan yun ng mga Airg chatters na may Friendster. last year nabuo ang idea kasama ang ilang Skolarz kung tawagin, para magkaroon ng source at mas makilala pa ang mga nakakatsismisan nila sa wap, meron din "Skolarz ng AirG Wapchat Group" na isang friendster Group naman na ako din ang nagpakana.

              Tumutulong din ako sa mga wapmasters sa paglikha ng mga korning logo para sa kani-kanilang site. Hindi ako nagkakapera sa WAP kase hindi ako marunong nun, wala namang nagmamagandang loob na magturo sakin, pero hindi ko na hinangad yun. pangarap ko lang naman na matatak ang pamagat ko sa mga WAP chatrooms para naman makasulat ako ng "Alamat ng SAGING" na pwede kong maisiksik sa pinakaiingatan kong slumbook.

Anong ginagawa ng SAGING sa Blogosphere?

2008-05-11T12:16:00.001-07:00

Bakit ako Gumawa ng Blogger?

simple lang.. nainggit ako sa iba na meron.. iba kase talaga ang "saging" may pagka masokista, ndi naman marunong ng mga mark-up language o flash animation e nagpupumilit pa din, minsan naisip ko papasa kaya ko sa "Fear Factor"?

Mapapansin sa larawan na meron akong hawak na aso, (obvious naman planggana yan), meron din kase akong hilig sa musika, isa yan sa mga napagtuonan ko nang pansin nung wala pa akong cellphone. bukod sa Gitara, natuto din akong mag Keyboard (wala sa larawan), Bass (wala sa larawan), Drums (wala sa larawan), Brick Game, Atari, SEGA, Game Boy at Game n' Watch. Naging libangan ko din nuon ang pagbibilang ng butiki sa kisame at pagpaslang sa mga yakie na ipis.. Eiww!

» Kung nababasa mo ang nababasa mo ngayon malamang hindi ka na bumalik, kase baka maisip mo na wala kang mapapala, pwes nagkakamali ka baka pag balik mo e meron na. pero ganun pa man, nais kitang pasalamatan sa pagdamay mo sa kabaduyan at kakornihan ko pakiusap ko na lang e wag mo patayin ang nagturo sau dito.. sa halip ay ituro mo na lang sa iba mong kakilala ang site na to para makaganti ka, at sa bawat 10 na mapapapunta mo d2, magkakamit ka ng libreng plastic balloon. at pag umabot ka ng 20 saka mo matatanggap ang pang ihip.